The Czas Weapons Wholesaler of Wassily Universal Rifling Company is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Wassily Kazakov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 8.853 billion Rifling Employees are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of WURCo Business Park. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The an Employee economy, worth 630 trillion bills a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 71,237 bills, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Lazarus, the nation's faithful often say there is a higher power watching over them, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, and the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wassily Universal Rifling Company's national animal is the Black Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gün.

Wassily Universal Rifling Company is ranked 254,797^th in the world and 9,235^th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.